I wish i was in the wii world.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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