Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I bet he comes in French.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Found your dick twin last night
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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