OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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