4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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