And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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