i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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