Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
