What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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