none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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