And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I can't trust your balls anymore.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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