I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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