we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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