is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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