just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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