The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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