god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
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