ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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