ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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