I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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