she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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