Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
