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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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