Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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