I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Randomize
