I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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