the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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