We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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