He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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