do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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