Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
This is the high leading the old right now
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
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