just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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