i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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