i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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