yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
