we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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