She announced her abortion via fbk
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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