my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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