Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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