I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Michael Bay diarrhea
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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