Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
