My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Come see our sink grown plant.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
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