Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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