shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Randomize
