You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
