also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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