holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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