Apparently you make a good broom.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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