i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
Randomize
