I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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