I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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