I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
