I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
