The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I supernannyed him into submission
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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