Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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