Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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