You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
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